They grow 'em big in Alabamy!
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I heard it was not a wild hog, how could it be look how fat it is, did it find the smurfs secret stash of truffles?
That's pretty much what the pig that bit me looked like.
Of course, having no pistol I was forced to strangle it with my bare hands.
Then I had to skin it using a sharpened rock.
Then I had to shimmy up a tree while holding it by the hind legs in my teeth so I could let it bleed out properly.
Then I had to draw and quarter it. Boy was that messy!
I then hollowed out a nearby tree, so I could properly smoke the meat. Rocks are so handy!
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